stfuparents:

Jocelyn is one lucky lady. She’s surrounded by friends who are as willing to engage in descriptive poop “conversations” as she is. If I wrote this update I’m fairly certain my friend count would be reduced by about 40%, but I guess that’s because my friends don’t like sitting around talking about the look, smell and texture of “fresh bread in the oven.”

All I know is, I’m glad it’s not summer anymore. Last time I came across a Soft Serve Submission it really ruined ice cream for me for a while. Although this one is equally as nauseating considering Jeff had to throw out that line about kimchi and fermentation. Ugh. Oh, and Cora? Your comment about the Dairy Queen swirl may just be the grossest joke ever told, so congrats!

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I hate parents like this. I wonder what they were like when they were younger.  Either way, I promise I will not be like this if I ever get the chance to be a parent.

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thedailywhat:

T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day: “We’re Only Human” by Matt Mckinney.

Will supposedly be available for purchase shortly via Matt’s own label, Origin68.

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DOGHOUSE | Tetris Envy

dailycuteboy:

thatryguy:

frat guys are what I like to call “homo-flexible”

haha homo-flexible. I can’t stand frat boys. I always wonder if they were different before they joined and became resocialized into douchebags.

checkerboards:

continuants:

raptoravatar:

I’m Not OK (I Promise)- By My Chemical Romance

I’m sorry, but I fucking love this video. Remember that time I saw them open for the June Spirit at RexPlex in sophomore year? Yeah. What the fuck.

fucking lol Mandy. I love them too, sad to say.

I really like this video for some reason lol.

apsies:

First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama await the arrival of the Indian Prime Minister at the North Portico of the White House Nov. 24, 2009. (via)

I love the way Michelle Obama dresses.